Ein weiterer nicht sonderlich sinnvoller Thread für Kurzweil und Lernvermeidung: Wir übersetzen deutsche Sprichwörter ins Englische...

Ich fang mal an:

what shalls?
What a louse has run over your liver?
shit the wall on!
I wish you what!
This goes off like Schmidt's cat.
I make me, me nothing, you nothing out of the dust!
This is me sausage!
Now we sit quite beautiful in the ink!
She has much wood before the cottage!

Make it good!

There goes the dog in the pan crazy.

How goes it?
You can me one time!
Your mother!

You got an egg on wandering!
Always beautiful the balls flat holding...
You can me times cross wise!

There bites the mouse no wire off.
Everything has an end, only the sausage has two.
Who others dig a hole, tumbles himself in.

I make you equal fire under the arse!

my lovely mr. singingclub... lick me on ass!

(siehe auch: "my english is under all pig" im StasiVZ)

What you can obtain today, that don't move to tomorrow.

Always with the silence!
So runs the bunny!
I show you where the frog has the curls!
This goes on no cow skin!

He watches the radish now from below.
Talking is silver, hush is gold.

I break together, I make it not more longer with!

Be glad you not to early! (Don't halloo till you're out of the wood!)

highboldness comes in front of the fall
caution is the mother the chinabox

AHH toller Thread. Das hier ist für alle verrückten Musiker da draußen.

I know its you really sausage and it goes you on the back but i live my life in full trains and with me is not good cherry eating.

Hello Sir, how goes it you?
Oh, thank you for the afterquestion.
Are you already long here? Can you me about this town tell?
No, first a pair days. I am not out London. You overasked me!
Thunderweather, that overrushed me. You see but so out.
That can yes beforecome. But now what other: My hairs stood to mountain as I the
traffic saw. so much cars gives it here.
You are on the woodway if you believe that in London horsedroveworks go.
Will we now beer drink go? My throat is outdried. But look, there is a guesthouse,
let us man there go in!
That is a good think! Equal goes it loose. I will only my shoeband close. I must
have my earlypiece! Okay, i shall pay it, yesterday i got my gostop over meadows.
Here we are. Make me please the door open.
But there is a beforehangingcastle. Auf Wiedersehen!
Nanu sie sind Deutscher ?
Ja, sie auch? Das wundert mich aber. Ihr Englisch ist so hervorragend, dass ich es
gar nicht bemerkt hätte.

Hold your ears stiff

He came me on the slunks

go me not on the eggs!

gostop...very nice, overdriverIn

take you in eight
equal clapps it, but no atfall

i go than times to foot into the uni, because every floor makes slim
on againsee

How many clock is it? It's threequarter two!

shit the wall an, is that horny!

... there fucks the pope in chaine shirt!

Und überhaupt... warum nur englich?!

--> Oeuf, oeuf, que lac je! <--

tomorrow hour has gold in mouth.
my onewallfree english makes me so fast no one after.

... so, and now is manor

onecase times snout hold

there is the fox buried!
one swallow makes long no summer!
who others in the cunt bites is bad mostly!
there bites the mouse no clue off!
who others a hole digs, falls self into!

and like my grandmother said allready:
drinking what clear is, fucking what here is, and never walk on the chink of the sideway plates!

I'm heavy on wire!!
I believe I'm on a wood way.
Small presents conserve the friendship.
Over taste it letn't discuss.
I think I spider!!

horny shit!

Hold the ball flat!
Don't worry about unlaid eggs!
With us is not good cherry eating!
Do what you can't let!
That´s onewallfree!

Ohjee. Da werden sich einigen Muttersprachlern aber die Fußnägel kräuseln. Gibt doch auch schöne englische Sprichwörter: z.B.: That's the way the cookie crumbles. Lieber die zusammentragen!

that makes me foxdevilwild, if you want me to bind a bear on!!!

kennt doch kaum einer welche. lieber:

preventing is better than puking on the shoes!

Und jetzt ich, denn:

When the cake is speaking the crumbs have intermission.

Und natürlich:

Dress warm! You gonna lie long!

You go me of my biscuit.

... on my biscuit

... you smartshitter

how right you have

Das hier ist von einer Postkarte:

Link zum Bild in voller Größe

/mod: bei bildbreite >600 px bitte IMGPOP-tags benutzen!!

(danke fürs verkleinern - wie kann ich das händeln ohne Bildbearbeitung?)

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Danke

i make out you littlewood,if you drive it too coloured,my friend.

when you have no clue, simply hold your mouth!

The early bird catches the worm.
Der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm. [wortwörtlich]

It's the early bird that catches the worm.
Morgenstund hat Gold im Mund.

what is you then für a louse over the liver run

...in three devils names!

then have you the glasses on!

For the garden does it reach!!

* she has it fist thick behind the ears.

* you must devaginate yourself!
( - Danke an die Herren Alfator, Stumpen und Basti)

* in how far?

Dank an Katze

oh ja

i white it not.
(Teil einer Übersetzung eines der ersten Übersetzerprogramme in den frühen 90ern)

How ever

?? wie immer? oder was?

? ja klar was denn sonst deswegen ja auch auseinander geschrieben.

I've got a dust sucker!

ohne "got", hm?

It is me all completely equal here. BTW: delivering is blow-drier.

and now pull you once on the belt
(und jetzt dich mal am riemen)

if you marry is all again good
(wenn du heiratest is alles wieder jut)

what the farmer not knows,that eats he not
(was der bauer nich kennt,frisst er nich)

today i make blue
(heut mach ich blau)

Da sollten wir wohl einen Anglisten zu Rate ziehen!

why do you want to pull an anglicist to guess?

Oh yes, there was yes what

That is me so sausage!

I will the ganster with my shoot iron to line bring!

There becomes yes the dog in the pan displaced?

Now but butter by the fishes!

in the did

pull the finger!

i turn soon through

Holla the forestfairy !

had pig! i wasn't pulled over the table.

um aus neue otto zu zitieren:

"hey guys, have you your guns threre by?"

I think I spider

gerade gefunden - von einer Maschine übersetzt.
...vielleicht nur für Nachrichtentechniker lustig!?

"transferred sound pressure signal"

übersetzt als:

"übergebener Ton setzt Signal unter Druck"

I turn arround and slepp further

that slides me cold the hump down!
dat rutscht mir kalt den buckel hin!

well where come we than then lost?
na wo komm wa denn dann hin?

Das "lost" wirkt stark deplatziert...

hatten wir schon:

nothing goes more

I am mother souls alone!

Gestern so passiert: "Open the door, I hold the cat in chess!"

muss das teil hier mal hoch holen. für alle berliner hier was interessantes, falls ihr einem engländer mal den weg zeigen müsst:

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eins meiner favoriten is gleich bei meinen eltern umme ecke: hip hop garden

letztens hat doch einer gesagt:
free willing fire who

da merkt man das du nich ganz da warst
FREEWILLY FIREWHO

letztens hat jemand auch gefragt "Do you have coming-out-of-ass paper?" auch wenns nich so ganz den Kriterien entspricht, der eine oder andere auf nem Stück Baumrinde lungernder Tscheche hat sich zumindest amüsiert

an den eingansportalen der altmarktgalerie kleben große aufkleber mit der stolzen aufschrift "evening shopping"... das ist so furchtbar. da denk ich mir immer "i think it hacks!"

müsste das nich "I believe it hacks" heißen?

is sausage.. both means "glauben"..
all clear?

clear as lump stock you paunch

in our kitchen looks it out like a pig barn

You have yes perhaps a wheel off.

My english is under all pig!

ey, so goes it not!!!

hmm.. ob mir auch noch ein witziger spruch einfällt?.. paint lakes..

when i this fred read, comes me always the

Oder: I war my gostop over meadows...

my dear friend and copper stinger, this phrases are to hair tear

here it looks like at hempel's under the couch

white horse education

that's no leg break

You have that in the tree school learned!

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Die drei Maxime des Deutschen dürfen nicht fehlen:
We have that yet always so done.
We have that yet never so done.
There could yes everybody come.
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lick me on ass, you fulljamb



*rofl*

that's a nice train from you

I turn here soon off.

and i thru

I`m standing like the ox before the hill. Normaly I`m heavy on the wire, but here I think my pig is whisteling.

yes, and now you are viewing like the cow when it thunders.

but dont throw the gun into the grain.

beat your pigdog and show them where the billy goat has his curls!