"Woher kommt es, dass mich niemand versteht und jeder mag?", Albert Einstein


"Wir haben die Pflicht, stets die Folgen unserer Handlungen zu bedenken.", Mahatma Gandhi

"Erst kommt das Fressen, dann kommt die Moral"
"Wer A sagt, der muß nicht B sagen. Er kann auch erkennen, daß A falsch war.", Bertolt Brecht

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Randy: Are you sure you wanna get Grandpa's coo-coo clock back? That thing almost put my eye out.
Earl: Well you shouldn't have been so close, you knew what time it was.

Earl: How was your first day of school?
Randy: Great! I really enjoyed science class. Did you know that before we were humans we were monkeys?
Earl: Really? What were we before monkeys?
Randy: I don't know. I can't even remember being a monkey.

Randy: Hey, maybe if you call karma it'll come and save us. Call it.
Earl: Randy, it doesn't work like that. It's karma, not Lassie.

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