TRASH!

"Gute Nacht, Ihr Prinzen von Maine, Könige Neuenglands!"
"When the rich wage war its the poor who die."

Penis.

Der onkel und der subbi und der hitler waren hier

Nicht durch unsere Entdeckungen, sondern durch unsere Ahnungslosigkeit bewegen wir uns sicher durch das Leben.
Jean Giraudoux
How come even in my fantasies everyone's a jerk?

[22:17] cantrella: ich bin der männergarten

bunglefever was here!

minilusch3n geschlüpft

Randy: Are you sure you wanna get Grandpa's coo-coo clock back? That thing almost put my eye out.
Earl: Well you shouldn't have been so close, you knew what time it was.

Earl: How was your first day of school?
Randy: Great! I really enjoyed science class. Did you know that before we were humans we were monkeys?
Earl: Really? What were we before monkeys?
Randy: I don't know. I can't even remember being a monkey.

Randy: Hey, maybe if you call karma it'll come and save us. Call it.
Earl: Randy, it doesn't work like that. It's karma, not Lassie.

> My Name is Earl ©2006 <

Seine Majestät, Kaiser Ironieresistenz I.

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