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Seine Majestät, Kaiser Ironieresistenz I.

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| Ich bin so hungrig, dass ich vor lauter Durst gar nicht weiss, was ich rauchen soll, so müde bin ich |


| Peripetea |

| And Still I Chase The Sun |

Zwei Dinge sind unendlich: Das Universum und die menschliche Dummheit. Aber beim Universum bin ich mir nicht ganz sicher. (Albert Einstein)
Prüfungen sind deshalb so unerträglich, weil der größte Dummkopf mehr fragen kann, als der gescheiteste Mensch zu beantworten vermag. (Charles Cahleb Colton)

Randy: Are you sure you wanna get Grandpa's coo-coo clock back? That thing almost put my eye out.
Earl: Well you shouldn't have been so close, you knew what time it was.

Earl: How was your first day of school?
Randy: Great! I really enjoyed science class. Did you know that before we were humans we were monkeys?
Earl: Really? What were we before monkeys?
Randy: I don't know. I can't even remember being a monkey.

Randy: Hey, maybe if you call karma it'll come and save us. Call it.
Earl: Randy, it doesn't work like that. It's karma, not Lassie.

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