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Looks like I´m not working. But on cellular Level, I´m really busy!

Randy: Are you sure you wanna get Grandpa's coo-coo clock back? That thing almost put my eye out.
Earl: Well you shouldn't have been so close, you knew what time it was.

Earl: How was your first day of school?
Randy: Great! I really enjoyed science class. Did you know that before we were humans we were monkeys?
Earl: Really? What were we before monkeys?
Randy: I don't know. I can't even remember being a monkey.

Randy: Hey, maybe if you call karma it'll come and save us. Call it.
Earl: Randy, it doesn't work like that. It's karma, not Lassie.

> My Name is Earl ©2006 <

Ohne Kaffee bin ich nur ein halber Mensch.


Ich bin ein Omnivor mit Tendenz zum Carnivor!

[22:17] cantrella: ich bin der männergarten

bunglefever was here!

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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the sword is very small, and the pen is very sharp! - Terry Pratchett