For those about to rock

Randy: Are you sure you wanna get Grandpa's coo-coo clock back? That thing almost put my eye out.
Earl: Well you shouldn't have been so close, you knew what time it was.

Earl: How was your first day of school?
Randy: Great! I really enjoyed science class. Did you know that before we were humans we were monkeys?
Earl: Really? What were we before monkeys?
Randy: I don't know. I can't even remember being a monkey.

Randy: Hey, maybe if you call karma it'll come and save us. Call it.
Earl: Randy, it doesn't work like that. It's karma, not Lassie.

> My Name is Earl ©2006 <

Es genügt nicht, keine eigene Meinung zu haben. Man muß auch unfähig sein, sie zu artikulieren.

Man sieht sich ... wetten?

"Die Fleischlok fährt die ganze Zeit in meinem Kopf rum."

Lacht kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!